Most Embarrassing Moment
Don't Laugh....
because the other day I got talking with a friend of mine and we started talking about our most embarrassing moments. Now if you know me very well you know that I am like a magnet to "embarrassing moments". I don't know if it's because my mind is stuck in the clouds and not connected to my body or if its because I try to do too many things at one time. I don't know... But I do know that it happens to me so often that it doesn't phase me much anymore-its just natural. Except for this one time Brady and I were camping along the Colorado river visiting Arches National Park. We choose a camp site that very secluded with trees at every direction. It was amazing--here is a picture so you can get a better picture in your mind...
So Brady and I had had been camping there for a couple days now and decided since the river was just below us we would bathe in our swim suits. We got down there and did our thing and came back up to change in our tent. I got in the tent first and started wondering where Brady was. I could hear him outside doing something with our shoes so I decided--hey we are in the wilderness, "all alone" I am going to be a "Super Hot Sexy" wife.
So....I jump out of the tent butt naked and started shaking it!! I am looking at Brady just smiling doing my thing and he is looking at me like "what the heck is she doing?" so I look to my right and my stomach drops.
There was a couple in their late 50's walking half way down the path to our camp site! I was mortified! They looked at me and I looked at them...I was in shock I didn't know what to do. Do I start shaking it for them too? Or do I hide for the rest of my life?? After I stood there for what felt like years I booked it back to the tent laughing and crying historically. I didn't know what do...laugh, cry?? Brady came in the tent looking just as mortified except for his tears where from laughter.
Come to find out the couple was trying to get to the river and didn't realize that they were walking into a strip joint! I think the worst part of the story is that the couple did turn around, but didn't leave. They found another way to the river, but it was less than 10 feet away from our tent so I could totally see them!
I know I am SUCH a dork!!! That was the first and last time I will shake it with the birds and the bees! Now that I have shared my "Most Embarrassing Moment" I want to hear from you!!
8 comments:
I don't take enough risks to really have embarrassing moments. I do LOVE yours though! I doubt if anyone can top it.
...still laughing!! That is the funniest thing I've ever heard! So here's mine in short version. Imagine pure desperation for a potty...couldn't make it into the store, so I squatted in the parking lot without much care for my surroundings (I told you...I was desperate!) only to stand up pulling myself back together to see a whole 15-passenger van full of little black kids (from some church group) with their big white smiles & shocked eyes staring at me. I'm sure it's taken them years of therapy to recover from that!
HOLY!! That was one of the best embarrassing moments I've heard in a long while! Well, I bet you gave the bird, bees and the old couple quite a thrill :)
Gosh- I have so many embarrassing moments that I can't even think of one to share...
WOW!!! I am still laughing and crying! I have embarassing moments all the time, but I don't even think I can compete with that!
Oh my gosh!! That is sooo funny! I just love it!
I am prone as well but then after it happens I can never remember them.
I have one where I was booking it across campus at USU in middle of december so basically it's an ice rink and I went into a building and class had just gotten out. I started down this huge flight of stairs and on my way down the second part through the masses of people I fell...down the entire second flight. I landed on my knees at crotch level with some unsuspecting MALE student. I was alone which makes it so much worse! I was laughing so hard I'm pretty sure I peed my pants!
It doesn't even come close to yours!
hey who did your jean and purse party?? I want to have one up here sooo bad but no one does it here in Logan.
I love them!! I am glad I am not the only one out there that has done something so embarrassing!!
That is too hilarious! I love it! I think Brady should have just joined in on the nude dancing to make you feel less awkward... :)
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